why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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