white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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