I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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