just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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