I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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