U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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