How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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