OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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