I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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