I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
