but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
