Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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