She's JV to your varsity
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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