I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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