Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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