I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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