i just google imaged poop.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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