Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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