Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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