he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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