I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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