please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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