elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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