She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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