How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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