is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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