If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She told me I should be a condom model.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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