So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
