sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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