You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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