In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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