Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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