Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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