it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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