i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I'm really busy with my period
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