I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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