one two three fourrrrnication!
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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