talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
