this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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