i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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