We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
What a dumb baby whore.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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