Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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