Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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