Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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