I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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