listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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