i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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