I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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