I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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