How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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