Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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