If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So. Much. Porn.
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