No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
im holly from the hills drunk
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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