The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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