when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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